William, to me, while eating dinner at Chipotle: "Grown ups say 'right now' and kids say 'please'."
Me: "What? What do you mean?" [Already sensing where this is going]
William: "When grown ups want kids to do something they say 'right now.' When kids want something we say 'please'."
Denise: "You think I should say please more? I probably should. I'll work on that, buddy. I promise."
Parenting 101, taught by Professor William.